Why does your high-end electronic device need a bottle opener attachment? There are many, many excellent reasons. And we’d tell you all about them…but we’re all pretty wasted right now. No, just kidding (mostly).
Maybe smart phones are just a little to techish for you and installing a manual pry bar to wedge open bottles of alcohol on state of the art communications equipment makes you feel less nerdish?
Maybe you frequent a lot of parties full of hotties and you just like to be prepared? This way you can get their numbers, take their picture and open their drinks all at once. If only it had a lighter built in it would literally be the perfect device.
Or maybe you need a bottle opener phone case because you’ve got the best job in the world and every Friday the whole office gets hammered. It must be great working for Google.
To top it all off, this stylish, high quality case comes with a free app that counts the beers you crack open, displays images from your library, and plays songs/sounds of your choice every time you use the bottle opener.