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The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock.......Finally, An Alarm Clock That You Want To Wake Up Too!
Waking up in the morning sucks. But if you’ve got to get up, then you might as well do it to the hedonistic styling of a busty blond in her skimpies. The Poledancer Alarm clock will help you start your day off right. With lights flashing and the music pumping this sexy seductress twirls around a pole just for you (lap dances are extra). Go ahead and try to hit the snooze button now, we dare you.
Featuring a digital display and multi-function alarm, this mini, bikini-clad exotic dancer who is probably just working her way through nursing school, will definitely get you up and going. Balanced breakfast? Orange juice? Or semi-lewd dancing blond in a thong?
"The Poledancer Alarm clock...... because if the serpentine movements of a well endowed hottie don’t wake you up then you’re probably dead"
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Pole Dancer Alarm Clock Packaging & Contents:
- 1 x Pole Dance Alarm Clock
- Box Packaged