Have you hit someone in the face with a screaming monkey today?
Name four words that you will never find in a sentence together: ‘Screaming Flying Slingshot Monkey’. Now that’s how you name a toy.
The Screaming Flying Slingshot Monkey is exactly what the names states. It’s a stuffed animal monkey with rubber slingshot arms that you can launch at people. And as an added bonus it screams while in flight. It makes a great toy for office wars when the boss is away.
Use it to wake up your lazy kids in the morning. Nothing rouses the little ones like being hit in the head with a screeching ball of fur. And don’t’ forget to use it on the pets. The Screaming Flying Slingshot Monkey is just one more great reason for your girlfriend’s cat to hate you.
This weaponized stuffed animal comes in brown with a variety of different colored capes. And being soft and plushy it’s safe (probably) to hit people with. It makes a great excuse to shoot annoying people at a range of over 30 feet and then blame it on your toddler.
"If you need a stuffed animal to hit people with then look no further than the Screaming Flying Slingshot Monkey!"
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Flying Monkey Packaging & Contents:
- 1 x Flying Screaming Monkey
- Available in Mail Order and Retail Pack
- Colors May Vary