Now you can rest and breathe easy with this incredible Dust Mite and Allergy Control Pillow!
Hey, guess what! You’re pillow is infested with millions of tiny dust mites that feast on your dead skin cells. You’ve got a whole city of microscopic creepy crawlies slumming it beneath your head. Not to mention the wide diversity of bacteria and fungus that live on them. (don't believe us? Check out our iPhone Microscope)
You’re face is supporting it’s very own ecosystem. You inhale countless numbers of these imperceptible critters every time you bed down for the night. And there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to save you. Sleep tight!
Or you could get the Dute Mite and Allergy Control Pillow?
Yes friends, once again modern technology is there to rescue you from the chitinous hordes threatening to devour humanity. Built with the latest meta-materials, super-science has to offer, this dual function pillow will both keep you extremely comfortable, and control irritants that trigger asthma, hay fever, rhinitis and other nasty stuff!
Never again will you have to lie there at night worrying that herds of ravenous teensy-weensy incectiods are skittering across your face.