Who doesn’t love popcorn? Anybody? Maybe terrorists hate popcorn. maybe. But it is a scientifically proven fact that America and literally every single person in the free world will gorge themselves on fluffy, buttery popcorn anytime they see a moving image on a flat screen. And if you’re still using your microwave oven to sprout this salty, margarine coated goodness then you are doing a great disservice to your family, Lady Liberty and the late Orville Redenbacher himself, my God have mercy on his soul. Dousing corn with enough radiation to make it explode goes against everything that makes this nation great.
American Originals Popcorn Maker turns lifeless corn cereals into heavenly puffs of crunchiness the way God intended, with good old fashion heat. It is rumored that the Pilgrims discovered popcorn on that very first Thanksgiving when the Indians were saving their pasty butts from starvation. And our forefathers were completely against using mircrowave radiation to satiate their need for munchies. Its natures perfect vegetable, America’s favorite snack and it should be treated with the dignity that it deserves by detonating it in a genuine popcorn machine. (But you can totally microwave extra butter to smother it in. That’s still cool.)
The sleek compact design will fit in any kitchen, den, or bedroom. American Originals Popcorn Maker is portable enough to take anywhere you like if you want to kick back and watch movies with your honey. And kids love the sound of seeds exploding with incredible force because they’re being subjected to volcanic like heat and pressure. This popcorn cornucopia is a fun, easy way to make healthy snacks for the whole family.
It’s also great for parties, sporting events, or for being really lazy at potluck dinners. “Oh, you brought a tuna casserole, that’s cool I guess. Oh what did I bring? Well do you here those explosions?”