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$100 Bill Toilet Tissue
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$100 Bill Toilet Tissue

Item# 100-bill-toilet-paper
$5.99

This item is currently out of stock!

Show your Contempt for the Devalued Dollar

Everyone will get a kick out of your $100 Bill Toilet Tissue! (Except Treasury Agents…they may arrest you.)

Wanna see what it feels like to be Scrooge McDuck, a Sheikh in Dubai or Google? Are you a staunch supporter of the CSA note (Confederate States of America)? Do you favor a barter system where people make change with like nuts and berries and stuff? Or maybe you just hate Benjamin Franklin, what with his smug bi-focal lenses and that unruly hippy hairdo. Well with the $100 Bill Toilet Tissue you can make a statement for whatever strange cause you’re into!

Let’s face it, none of us will ever have enough money to use hundred dollar bills as tooshie tissue (and they’re probably really filthy anyway). But your family and friends will get a kick at your anti-Federal Reserve humor. Except Ben Bernanke. That dude is going to be seriously ticked off the next time he uses your rest room.

Use the $100 Bill Toilet Paper in the office, at school or anywhere people keep asking for more money even though their performance is cra..., I mean cruddy. Yeah, cruddy. And really, the way the dollar is devaluating toilet paper might be a wiser investment.

The $100 Bill Toilet Paper, it’s a great buy for people who’ll probably just flush their money down the drain anyway!

On a Daft Note...

In the early 1900s Scott advertisements printed that "harsh toilet tissue may cause serious injury"

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$100 Toilet Paper Roll

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  • Specially customised toilet roll
  • Perfect novelty gift
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